Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Interesting Menu

This is what you get when you directly translate Chinese to English... Haha...
Humourous!
When you eat this, it will feel so smooth that it would probably just slide off your teeth and you can't even chew it.

Too bad, you just have to swallow it whole since its so silky.
The turnip ate the fish before you... So now you can only enjoy the fish which was taken by the turnip.
I thought turnips took water and minerals from the soil to grow...
This one is special, it consumes silk and fish too... Exclusive type of turnip, available only in this restaurant.
The shrimp fucks the salted vegetable steams the vegetable several.
Sounds like those primary school kinda exercise where you have to rephrase the sentence with the list of words they give you.
Let me attempt it...
The several shrimps steams and fuck the salted vegetables.
Sounds more logical right? I left out the words 'the vegetable' it is redundant. Haha!

Ok... I shall only post the picture. Shan't make fun of this one. Religions which uses joss sticks may feel offended.

Another one where I shall rephrase it.
The turnip's fry fucks the bulb of lily.

Yeh yeh... Its the crooked kinda sentence. Go excersie your mind to see if you get what I mean.

Ohh my gosh! Pity the silk lah... Look at the gang of parsleys piled up on top of each other to fuck the silk? I can't even find the poor single silk.

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